I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)
Trying to make plans with your friends..
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
i’m pretty sure you created tron
*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*
We hear ourselves with deeper voices because of the resonance of the skull. Now imagine how deep Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice must seem to his own ears.
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances