my life. no joke.
farkin cunts aye?
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About
Remember those times when you were really young and could talk to a random kid and be best friends within a couple of days? I loved those times, and try to act that approachable everywhere I go, after all, anyone can come into your life and change it for the better, if you let them. This blog is me, completely open and random and fun and zany, but serious at times when I need to be serious but I try to keep this place pretty fun, so stick around a while, yeah?
Madison… That right there, is a goon sack.“A live Nine News report was interrupted this afternoon when a young woman ran in front of the reporter to offer him a sip from her “goon” bag.” - Only in Australia.
Well done Australia.
hahah typical, so proud to be australian right now :’)
hahahaha i hope this was in melbourne!
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This is ALL WRONG!… Everyone knows there’s only crocodiles here.Just reblogging this for dyconiveg, hahaha.
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when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this
and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam
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Link: THIS POST IS BEAUTIFUL!
Omfg the River one XD
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
omg jeannine you win
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
Wait wtf
You guys are amateurs
let me show you how this is done
ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting
…
well, that works too
okay you amateurs
let me show you how it’s done
I’m now River Song
shhh spoilers
What the hell?
I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?
Ok, so far so good…
IT GOT EVEN BETTER
SCREAMS
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DIY 8 Bit Zelda Fire Wall Art. I recently got a message about posting cheap home decor ideas. This looks pretty easy to do and the galleries of 8 bit art on this site are inspiring. They are doing magnetic interchangeable eight bit installations, but you could just paint this out using a grid. From 8 Bit Living here. First seen at SWISS MISS here (you can see the Etsy Zelda Fireplace Screen at her site).
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